My middle daughter has a cat named “Kaiya”, we have a female dog named “Bacon”. After an initially, shall we say …frosty, relationship they are now the best of friends.
Anyway, my youngest daughter took Bacon for a walk. On her return she told me, in a shocked voice “Bacon tried to chase a cat!”
I looked at her deadpan, and said “Well, I can’t say I’m surprised – the cat probably took one look at Bacon and hissed ‘Hey, aren’t you Kaiya’s bitch?’”
My daughter thought it was almost as funny as I did. My wife scowled and accused me of teaching my 13 year old bad language…
