{"id":371,"date":"2012-06-14T14:46:44","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T19:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/?p=371"},"modified":"2012-06-14T14:46:44","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T19:46:44","slug":"appropriate-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/general\/appropriate-language\/","title":{"rendered":"Appropriate Language."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My middle daughter has a cat named \u201cKaiya\u201d, we have a female dog named \u201cBacon\u201d.\u00a0 After an initially, shall we say \u2026frosty, relationship they are now the best of friends.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, my youngest daughter took Bacon for a walk.\u00a0 On her return she told me, in a shocked voice \u201cBacon tried to chase a cat!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at her deadpan, and said \u201cWell, I can\u2019t say I\u2019m surprised \u2013 the cat probably took one look at Bacon and hissed \u2018<em>Hey, aren\u2019t you Kaiya\u2019s bitch?<\/em>\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My daughter thought it was almost as funny as I did.\u00a0 My wife scowled and accused me of teaching my 13 year old bad language\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My middle daughter has a cat named \u201cKaiya\u201d, we have a female dog named \u201cBacon\u201d.\u00a0 After an initially, shall we say \u2026frosty, relationship they are now the best of friends. Anyway, my youngest daughter took Bacon for a walk.\u00a0 On her return she told me, in a shocked voice \u201cBacon tried to chase a cat!\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11],"tags":[202],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-snip-its","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}