{"id":646,"date":"2012-10-13T08:19:48","date_gmt":"2012-10-13T13:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/?p=646"},"modified":"2012-10-13T08:19:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-13T13:19:48","slug":"fried-green-tomatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/musings\/snip-its\/fried-green-tomatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Fried Green Tomatoes."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Smug satisfaction fills me, my ploy prevailed\u2026 the mopping done, my wife cooked me a delicious meal :).<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; C.G.Ayling (@CGAyling) <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/CGAyling\/status\/257125695321436160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 13, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.x.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThis morning my wife dragged me upstairs, enslaved me, then forced me to clean up my tools &#8211;\u00a0which had mysteriously begun accumulating in the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>After my release from this barbaric and prolonged internment, (it must have taken nearly five minutes!), I looked at her hopefully and said \u201cI\u2019d love some fried green tomatoes for breakfast.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Steel gray eyes glinting, she responded \u201cAnd I\u2019d love you to mop the floor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Turning away, I started toward the stairs, murmuring, \u201cI\u2019ve lost my appetite\u201d, in piteous tone.<\/p>\n<p>A chuckle, a derisive snort, \u201cThought of cooking has robbed you of your appetite?\u00a0 Poor boy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Deliberately misunderstanding her callous coldness for sympathy, I responded \u201cDon\u2019t worry, honey. I\u2019ll get it back\u2026 as soon as you\u2019ve finished mopping the floor.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning my wife dragged me upstairs, enslaved me, then forced me to clean up my tools &#8211;\u00a0which had mysteriously begun accumulating in the kitchen. After my release from this barbaric and prolonged internment, (it must have taken nearly five minutes!), I looked at her hopefully and said \u201cI\u2019d love some fried green tomatoes for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snip-its"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cgayling.com\/malmaxa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}